I'm Butthurt

IBS. I BS. I BULLSHIT. I am dying out of my bum at work currently and thought why not share with the world a few gross things?! It's perfect.

Growing up my mom would talk about her bowel movements a lot. She was always happy to have one. I found it embarrassing. Now I'm 35 forever, and I'm grateful for a normal poop too.

I want talking about the human body to be acceptable. How else am I to know if something isn't normal? WebMD?

"SORRY MA'AM, IT'S CANCER"
"But it's just a rumble above my butt that feels like vibrating and water ..."
"I. Said. It's. Cancer. Bitch."

No thanks, WebMD. I'll stay ignorant.

OR I'll talk about it openly because everyone poops [there's a book about it even]. Most women bleed once a month and don't die. Vomit happens. Pee is different colours sometimes. Vaginas that stink are usually sick.

IT'S
THE
HUMAN
FUCKING
CONDITION.

Anyway, I'm butthurt in more ways than one.
TMI THIS.

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