A Letter to Dr. Now

Dear Dr. Nowzaradan,

My name is Heather, I sometimes go by Heddy. You don't know me, nor should you ever have the the chance to meet me. But I have a confession to make.

I ate an entire pizza today. All by myself. In less than an hour. I weigh less than 600lbs and I don't want your surgery. I just wanted to confess to you that I can't control my eating habits anymore. I need you to judge me and ask me why I eat so much. I need you to do that, so if you could magically know me and suddenly care about me that would be great. I need you to put me on a 1200 calorie a day diet. Low to no carbs, no sugar, high protein. And I need you to be very disappointed me me when I don't make your goals that you set for me. I want to see your tiny lil frame fill with barely concealed disgust when I walk in just as plump and sassy as I did the month before.This is not the first whole pizza I've eaten in the last 30 days.
I'm spiraling out of control. I haven't weighed myself this month, but I know it's bad. I don't want to be skin and bones or anything, but I do want to be healthy, and I know I'm not healthy when standing to talk to someone at work takes a lot of energy from me. I need to make some changes. I need someone like you to come into my life and bully me into caring more than I do that I'm obese and could get the diabetus that my mom is so worried about.

I am Heather, sometimes Heddy, and I think I am addicted to food.

Help me, Dr. Now ... you're my only hope!

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